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A sincere and warm congrats to sabermetric fellow traveler Tommy Tango on his new consulting gig with the Seattle Mariners. Tommy’s first set of moves will be to replace Jim Presley at third with Edgar Martinez, install Ken Phelps as the fulltime DH, and use their first round draft pick on High School superprospect Ken Griffey Jr.

Seriously, good luck on your new endeavor Tom and don’t let the man get you down. The Mariners got one of (if not the) best at what we do.