A Clear Indication of Guilt if Ever There Was One

Gerry Fraley has decided that when he adds two plus two, he gets “CLEMENS IS A FILTHY DIRTY LIAR!” Fraley seems to believe that a “no comment” from Joe Torre indicates clear evidence of guilt for Clemens.

He may be right about Clemens but then since Fraley sexually molests 10 year old cancer patients at a local St. Louis hospital, he should hardly be the first to cast stones. I know this to be true because none of his editors at the Sporting News have come out to deny this allegation.

UPDATE: I used to have the hots for a girl named Lisa Fraley back in college. One of my “friends” basically bullied me into asking her out one day resulting in a truly awkward and humiliating rejection I knew was coming (hence my hesitance to begin with). That my friend spent the whole ordeal giggling his ass off was not at all helpful. Lisa, if you read this and if Gerry is a relative of yours, two things: a) tell Gerry he’s a mullethead, b) you made a very wise decision back in college (which I’m sure you knew at the time).