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A Clear Indication of Guilt if Ever There Was One

January 7th, 2008 · 5 Comments

Gerry Fraley has decided that when he adds two plus two, he gets “CLEMENS IS A FILTHY DIRTY LIAR!” Fraley seems to believe that a “no comment” from Joe Torre indicates clear evidence of guilt for Clemens.

He may be right about Clemens but then since Fraley sexually molests 10 year old cancer patients at a local St. Louis hospital, he should hardly be the first to cast stones. I know this to be true because none of his editors at the Sporting News have come out to deny this allegation.

UPDATE: I used to have the hots for a girl named Lisa Fraley back in college. One of my “friends” basically bullied me into asking her out one day resulting in a truly awkward and humiliating rejection I knew was coming (hence my hesitance to begin with). That my friend spent the whole ordeal giggling his ass off was not at all helpful. Lisa, if you read this and if Gerry is a relative of yours, two things: a) tell Gerry he’s a mullethead, b) you made a very wise decision back in college (which I’m sure you knew at the time).

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5 responses so far ↓

  • 1 Richard Scott Nokes // Jan 7, 2008 at 6:49 pm

    Voros,

    In my defense, I thought you had a shot with her … believe it or not, you are not without your charms.

    Ladies, help me out here! You’d go out with Voros if he asked you, wouldn’t you?

  • 2 Voros // Jan 7, 2008 at 6:58 pm

    Ladies? Nokes, you clearly have the wrong idea about the readership of this site.

  • 3 A Lady // Jan 8, 2008 at 7:20 am

    C’mon, Voros, post a picture of yourself, please.

    Signed, A lady who reads this site regularly.

  • 4 Voros // Jan 8, 2008 at 12:19 pm

    There’s one in the “about” portion, but that’s the only one I’m posting until I lose the rest of this weight.

  • 5 A Lady // Jan 9, 2008 at 4:25 am

    Aw, come on! That picture was taken when Julio Franco was in the minors!

    I think chubby guys are kinda’ hot! You can’t get a date unless you lay it out on the table, Voros.

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