Soccer: Relegation is Fantastic

The Premiership side with by far the most American players is in the process of possibly completing a monumental dodge of relegation. After a 2-0 win against Birmingham, Fulham finds themselves out of the bottom three relegation spots for the first time since the very beginning of the season. They still have one more game and could still go down, but this relegation nonsense sure makes for a lot more exciting games for the worst teams in the league than we see in September in MLB.

I mean the Marlins should be threatened with relegation purely out of principle if nothing else, but even ignoring that, this crap is thrilling. I don’t think Man Utd and Chelsea battling for the Championship is this exciting. I was talking to my dad about it the other day, and I theorized that maybe getting to keep what you thought you were going to lose is more exciting than winning something you’ve already won before (recently). Nothing seems to get right down to the heart of the matter better than threatening your team with becoming a minor league team if you don’t play better.

There are problems with promotion and relegation, of course, and the chances of it being implemented are roughly the same as Buzz Bissinger sending Will Leitch a Christmas Card this year, but I like it anyway. Besides, the Toledo Mudhens deserve at least one year in the Majors after all of these years.

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