Jacoby Ellsbury just won a taco for everyone in the country. The Crunchy Ground Beef Seasoned Taco from Taco Bell has an estimated retail value of 77 cents, and the same nutritional value as a clump of Fenway Park sod.
Taquitos.net has the full rundown. He’s a little hard on Taco Bell. This is the company that had one of the most popular advertising campaigns in the country’s history until they ran a promotion and found out that no matter how popular the commercials were, people still weren’t eating their food. At least by giving away tacos in exchange for air time during the World Series, people will actually have to attempt to eat their food.
The population clock at the census site has the current U.S. population at 303,212,218 303,212,219 303,212,220. At 77 cents a pop that’s $233,473,409.40 worth of potential tacos. The ensuing Clydesdale carnage could be immense.
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