MLB Team Front Office Exec: Hello Voros this is Joe Blow from the Mudville Nine (team and executive name changed to protect the innocent), we got your letter and wanted to talk to you.
Voros: Great. Are you familiar with me?
Exec: Absolutely. We use DIPS all the time.
Voros: Really?
Exec: Yes.
Voros: Where’s my check?
Exec (laughs): It’s in the mail. So you still with the Red Sox?
Voros: Yeah, but not for much longer, my contract is up soon.
Exec: Well what do you think you can do for us?
Voros:
Exec:
Voros: Um…
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