All the Couples are Doing it, Honey

According to this report federal witness par excellence, Brian McNamee, is saying he injected Roger Clemens’ wife with HGH before a Sports Illustrated swimsuit photoshoot in 2003.

I’m torn as to what I believe here. The rumor is that you can judge whether people take these types of substances by the size of their heads. So let’s go to the photo evidence:

Oh dear god! It’s true!!